Soldiering through the snow, vodka in a bag, awful chinese food delivery pending, RuPaul’s Drag Race on a loop. THIS is how you dress for a blizzard by the way, y’all. No puffers, sleeping bags masquerading as coats, no ear muffs, fuckin duck boots, or mittens! Like Lady Gaga sang, “Faaaashion!” She also sang “Let’s blast off to a new dimension.. in your bedroom.” Well, they can’t all be winners. Anyways, happy blizzard everyone. Hope everyone got home and sloshed safe and naughty.